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A Lawyer joke

Dreamer

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One married couple loved each other so much. They wanted to be together all the time. But after they died, God put them together in a house in heaven...and they just could not get along no matter what they did. So the husband asked an angel if could he find a lawyer and get a divorce.

The angel answered, "There are no divorces up here."

"Why not?" said the man, "Are you saying divorces are not allowed?"

"No, that's not the reason," said the angel. "We don't have any lawyers up here."
 
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