A Real Woman...

[stephen]

An areoplane was full of passengers when an engine caught fire. A woman at the front stood up and cried out "I am too young to die! I have had many relationships but no one has made me feel like a real woman".

Turning to face the passengers she cried out "Can anyone here make me feel like a real woman"?

Silence ensued.......

Then a man stepped forward....muscular, tanned, and well heeled. He walked down the airplane isle like John Wayne. Having left his coat behind he stripped off his shirt as he walked.

He then gave his shirt to the lady with the words "Here you are...Iron this"

HaHaHa....Forgive me!

 

[MiccyinFl]

LOL Oh no , too funny . Though as a woman i have to say that ironing makes me feel inadequate because i always end up burning one of my hands in some place or another . Thankfully the Lord put someone on the earth to invent the dryer , because if its too wrinkly , in it goes and Viola !! magic lol

 

[Dreamer]

That's funny! It was very unexpected. If a woman were that vain, she deserves that response

 

[abigya]

He then gave his shirt to the lady with the words "Here you are...Iron this"

I just realized i am a feminist

 

[bruren777]

Lol

It's funny, I'm not sure my wife would think it's funny! :laugh:

 

[stephen]

I just realized i am a feminist

Lovely....Keep it that way abigya.

 

[stephen]

It's funny, I'm not sure my wife would think it's funny! :laugh:

Tell her....My wife laughed....but forbade me relating it from the pulpit HaHaHa 'A real woman' Indeed thank God for them

 

[SpiritLedEd]

LOL! Very funny, Stephen. It won't get you nominated to the Gloria Steinem Hall of Fame, though!

SLE

 

[Coconut]

As the story goes...the airplane landed safely...

and the real woman...married that real macho man....

One day the housework-challenged man decided to wash
his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to the woman, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Harvard."

 

[Coconut]

In the beginning, there was no such thing as the wheel.
One day, some cave men were watching their wives drag
a dead mastodon to the food and fire area. It was exhausting
work and the guys were getting tired of straining their necks
from their not-to-uncomfortable positions squatting on the ground...

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and
they had a great idea. They could sit on top of the boulders and
get a better view of their wives working.

That was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led
to the invention of all kinds of gadgets and appliances to make
life a little smoother and wrinkle free for cave men.

 

[Coconut]

I just realized i am a feminist

:laugh:

Necessity is the mother of invention

 

[Coconut]

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution:

"I should warn you. . .you may not want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert explained.

"For years, I watched my wife's routine doing housework. She made
lots of trips upstairs, downstairs, often carrying just a single item at a time.

"So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said,
'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her several
hours to get the housework done. Now I do it in three"

 

[xr6]

so terrible, we all need iron to be healthy

 

[Daizy]

as the story goes...the airplane landed safely...

And the real woman...married that real macho man....

One day the housework-challenged man decided to wash
his own sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to the woman, "what setting do i use on the washing machine?"

"it depends," she replied. "what does it say on your shirt?"

he yelled back, "university of harvard."

hahahahahahahaha

 

[abigya]

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution:

"I should warn you. . .you may not want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"Well, I speak from personal experience," the expert explained.

"For years, I watched my wife's routine doing housework. She made
lots of trips upstairs, downstairs, often carrying just a single item at a time.

"So finally one day I made a suggestion: 'Hon,' I said,
'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back persisted, "And didn't that save time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her several
hours to get the housework done. Now I do it in three"

It seems the wife had better suggestion than him

 

[Jesus_is_LORD]

Wow, loll.