An Atheist

[james g]

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different."Because I'm not an atheist."Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Christian." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian."Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

 

[happyharold4]

That's a good one

Happy

 

[David777]

Very good.

Very clever!

 

[theLeadmonger]

Do you know what an atheist is, it's a misspelled word. She should have been an athlete. She tried to pretend she was one, she talked a lot of good games of ball, but you never saw her on the sports field. You never saw her on the ball court, either. Athleticism is just being logical enough and having enough understanding of gravity physics to know what kind of game you're looking at and be able to explain it in terms of engineering, if you're older, injured, small, and there are sports that I've never seen women play myself.

An atheist isn't an athlete, in atomic spelling the word is defined as being a denial of that which it is not. The matter at hand is that not everyone is a good sport all the time with or against all other players, but any one or two actual athletes can prove that they are capable of sporting against each other over a point of logic (logic is examined on the square of oppositions, and a point is a ball).

It's in Tom Clancy's Patriot Games, Remember that chapter and scene? Someone claims to be in a game who is really in a war, that's an atheist. The difference between war and athletic ball is in whether the ball is artillery or a game piece.

 

[Bill]

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different."Because I'm not an atheist."Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Christian." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian."Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

Man, lol that was good