another blonde joke

[mazie]

A blonde called her old boyfriend & said, "Please come over here & help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, & can't figure it out or how to get it started."

Her old boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

He decided to go over & help her with her puzzle. She showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand & said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate & then......he sighed......"I'll help you put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

Wait I have one more.

There was a blonde & brunette walking through the woods,the brunette said, "Look a dead bird."
The blonde looked up & said, "Where, where"

Just for the record I'm a blonde.

 

[vlooi]

Me too................
I have one:
What is more stupid than two brunettes that build a house under the sea??
The two blondes that try and burn it down.

Its not actually funny yet i laugh each time i hear it.

 

[Ncsweetheart79]

Heres one

A blonde kept going to check her mail box every 5 mins or so. The neighbor saw her do this for a few min. Finally the neighbor went to the blonde house. The neighbor asked,"Are you suppose to be getting something important in the mail today?" The blonde says,"No ,but my computer keeps telling me I have mail."