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Blonde Joke

Yeshua

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Blonde Joke


A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right "there." (Click on the word "there".)
 
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To the letter

Adorable ~

Addition: Endearingly funny, as looking through the eyes of a child.
 
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Very funny joke, brother.

Following the electric thread..........


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a juice bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."


:ip: :cocktail:
 
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