CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENT BLOOPERS
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next week we will be having a covered dish dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
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We are so thrilled and thank the Lord that our attendence in all services has increased drastically for 2 weeks in a row!!
Oh and we are glad to have our pastor back who has been gone for 2 weeks.
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A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next week we will be having a covered dish dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon
tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
----------
We are so thrilled and thank the Lord that our attendence in all services has increased drastically for 2 weeks in a row!!
Oh and we are glad to have our pastor back who has been gone for 2 weeks.
______________
A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
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