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Classroom smarts

Claudy

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Oct 16, 2005
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Kids are smarter than they used to be. But they do say the dandiest things! Check out the wisecracks and wisdom below and you be the judge!


TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
 
LOL!!!
those are like soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute....
thanks for sharing!!!
god bless
kara
 
.............."TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!"..........


Darn I wish i said that to my teacher when i was in class. These are so funny :-)
 
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