Dog Groaners

[Claudy]

Is your dog paper trained?

No, he can’t read a thing!



What do you call a dog with a receding hairline?

Bald spot!



“My dog has no tail,” said one man to another out walking his dog.

“Oh, that’s too bad,” the other replied. “How do you know when he is happy then?”

“He stops biting me!”



“My dog is going to obedience school,” said the lady in the park.

“That’s expensive! How can you afford it?” replied her friend.

“He won a collarship!”



Two fleas were leaving the park and one said to the other, “Should we walk or take the dog?”



Nine-year-old Stan was leaving the park with his new dog when a policeman stopped him. “Does your dog have a license?” he demanded.

“Oh no,” responded Stan. “He is just a puppy and is not old enough to drive!”

 

[uknowme]

Nine-year-old Stan was leaving the park with his new dog when a policeman stopped him. “Does your dog have a license?” he demanded.

“Oh no,” responded Stan. “He is just a puppy and is not old enough to drive!”

i really like this one....thats so cute...
hehe...
god bless
kara

 

[born*again]

ha ha

ha ha :shade:

 

[Colin2000]

Gone to the Dogs?

Hi All, Heard two good ones last Sunday on a BBC4 Radio quiz show!

No.1 An instruction in a US. Army manual, "If you see the B.o.m.b disposal officer running past you, Try to keep up with him!"

No.2 All US. Army Rocket Launcher have printed on them, "Before firing, point at enemy!"

Your in His Name,

Colin2000

PS. The Lord really has a good sense of humour to save me!

PPS. After these two above, my only defence can be, Gone to the Dogs!

 

[CathWarrior]

So this kid is staying with his grandfather...

So this kid is staying with his grandfather. Grandpa never moved from the old homeplace deep in the woods of northern Minnesota.

The first night, they're sitting down to eat dinner. The kid notices that the plates seem a little filmy. He comments on this to his grandfather. Grandpa replies, "yes - I know, but it's the best that cold water can do."

That strikes the kid as troubling, but he - it's out in the woods and grandpa may not have the same types of luxuries he's used to, including a water heater.

The next morning they're at breakfast. Again, the dishes seem a bit filmy. The kid again comments on this to his grandfather, but he's told the same thing. "It's the best that cold water can do."

Lunch is more of the same. Frustrated with the filmy dishes, the kid says, "Grandpa, let's just heat some water on the stove!" Grandpa replies, "No - that's too much trouble. These are OK, it's just the best cold water can do."

After lunch they decide to go for a walk. The kid sees a beautiful golden retriever running along the river bank. He says, "Grandpa look! Do you know that dog?"

Grandpa replies, "Sure - that's my dog."

"Hey, COLD WATER! Come here, boy!"

 

[xr6]

yuk yuk yuk. Me no eat with grandfather any more

 

[Claudy]

EWWWWWWWWWW
That's so disgusting


And Ye shall seek me and find me when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
Jeremiah 29:13

 

[vlooi]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me chocking on my spagetti
disgusting......... and i had to be eating spageti while reading this!!!???