For all who are having difficulty converting....

[Yeshua]

For all who are having difficulty converting....

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
= Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
= Won ton

3. Weight an evangelist carries with God?
= 1 billigram

4. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour?
= Knotfurlong

5. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone?
= 1 Rod Serling

6. Half of a large intestine?
= 1 semicolon

7. Basic unit of laryngitis?
= 1 hoarsepower

8. Shortest distance between two jokes?
= A straight line

9. 453.6 graham crackers?
= 1 pound cake

10. 2 million bicycles?
= 2 megacycles

11. Salvation through faith in Christ Jesus = Gift of Eternal Life (and this one, is no joke but Truth)

 

[180 degree]

Excellent!!

 

[xr6]

very clever

 

[To Christ]

I just found this joke and no joke! Great!!


:icon_lol:

 

[Ruby]

Thanks for 10 great jokes and one everlasting truth!

 

[Brandi Yvonne]

Too Funny, I had to print it for friends

 

[bear571]

i can wipe the smile off my face this is what i needed after the day i have had
i can't stand much more of this i love it

 

[p8ntballer5420]

11 is the best!

godbless you