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God are you listening?

Sleepy

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A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very close to nature and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would listen.So he asked, "God, are you listening?"

And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."

The man stopped and pondered some more.

He looked towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?"

God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you."

So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and ponder...Then he looked to the sky again and said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "My son, my son...a penny to me is like a million dollars to you. It means almost nothing to me. It does not even have a value it is so little."

The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up to the sky and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?"

And God replied, "In a second."


Source: Unkown from Humor Humor
 
LOL ok i must admit i was a lil bit slowwwwwwww but i got it after a few 'seconds' :p nice one LOL
 
Awesome joke, Sleepy! Everytime I read it, it tickles me my heart & makes me smile! Thank you for making me feel good. *genesis!
 
He He HE HE HIEEEEE This is realy a deep. thoughtful, joke!
Thanks I will remeber this to. LOL
 
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