mg: Having a bad day?There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of
their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that
it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. On Sundays. So a World-Wide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the
clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum
cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was 80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What?! STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter ****. It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the ****,
he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better?:thumbs_up :note: :boy_hug:
