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If Jesus lived in America Today,

Tia_Jenn4

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“If Jesus lived in America today, He would be arrested by:”


The FDA for turning water into wine without a license.

The EPA for killing fig trees.

The AMA for practicing Medicine without a license.

The Department of Health for asking people open graves, and raising the dead; For feeding 5,000 People in the wilderness.

The NEA for teaching without a certificate.

The OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket.

The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea.

The National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live guilt free life.

The Interfaith Movement for condemning all other religions.

The BATF and the FBI for his followers carrying unregistered weapons.

And by the Zoning Committee for building Mansions without a permit.




While taking care of my Grandmother yesterday, I was looking up something in the her Bible for her and I found this…. Its quite interesting…… Think about it…..


God Bless You!!!!!

Love in Christ,
Jenn :rose:
 
This has a good moral to it and that is it highlights the fact that we should....

This has a good moral to it and that is it highlights the fact that we should always be mindful for what is of God instead of focusing on what is not other wise we may not hear or see the truth about someone or something. :thumbs_up

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report;if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. Phil 4:8

:love: Attitudes of our hearts has much to do about everything. :love:

But he is a Jew, which is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter; whose praise is not of men, but of God. Rom. 2:29



Good Post Tia_Jenn4, your brother in Christ JESUS, Our LORD and Savior, Yeshua :boy_hug:

Tia_Jenn4 said:
“If Jesus lived in America today, He would be arrested by:”


The FDA for turning water into wine without a license.

The EPA for killing fig trees.

The AMA for practicing Medicine without a license.

The Department of Health for asking people open graves, and raising the dead; For feeding 5,000 People in the wilderness.

The NEA for teaching without a certificate.

The OSHA for walking on water without a life jacket.

The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea.

The National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live guilt free life.

The Interfaith Movement for condemning all other religions.

The BATF and the FBI for his followers carrying unregistered weapons.

And by the Zoning Committee for building Mansions without a permit.




While taking care of my Grandmother yesterday, I was looking up something in the her Bible for her and I found this…. Its quite interesting…… Think about it…..


God Bless You!!!!!

Love in Christ,
Jenn :rose:
 
If Jesus lived in America today, He would be barred from the 'Church'

for over turning tables, and the whip would probably be the clincher!
 
Excellent post! Very thoughtful and shows you how easily opposite the "world" is from GOD.
 
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