Bluecheese
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If Men Gave Birth
If men gave birth
The world would be under populated.
No family greater than one child.
As the labour was unendurable and unrepeatable.
If men gave birth
Tales of courage and suffering bravely borne
Would pale the faces of the uninitiated.
The Victoria Cross in the face of such fortitude, commonplace.
If men gave birth
In the clubs and pubs through out the land,
Stretch marks would be revealed and measured
To the admiring gaze of the cognoscenti.
If men gave birth
Eighteen years of paternity leave a right
Generous Allowances, benefits and tax breaks
To be expected by the paternal heroes.
If men gave birth
Who would raise the precious offspring?
The fathers worn out by being enceinte for nine months.
The answer is obvious, the answer is plain, WOMEN.
RJG
I hope this poem give people a giggle!
If men gave birth
The world would be under populated.
No family greater than one child.
As the labour was unendurable and unrepeatable.
If men gave birth
Tales of courage and suffering bravely borne
Would pale the faces of the uninitiated.
The Victoria Cross in the face of such fortitude, commonplace.
If men gave birth
In the clubs and pubs through out the land,
Stretch marks would be revealed and measured
To the admiring gaze of the cognoscenti.
If men gave birth
Eighteen years of paternity leave a right
Generous Allowances, benefits and tax breaks
To be expected by the paternal heroes.
If men gave birth
Who would raise the precious offspring?
The fathers worn out by being enceinte for nine months.
The answer is obvious, the answer is plain, WOMEN.
RJG
I hope this poem give people a giggle!
