Jesus Is Watching You

[Claudy]

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice -

"Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!"

He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot,

"Did you say that?"

The parrot answers "Yes I did."

So the burglar says , "What's your name?"

The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"

The parrot laughs and says,

"The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'


:thumbs_up

 

[xr6]

Good one Claudy

 

[MumsdollarFan]

Rotfl! I am easily amused by short jokes! Oh that one was great! I wish I named MY Rottweiler Jesus!

*Dal*
xox

 

[jcp7176]

I Like This One Because Jesus Is Watching Us All The Time

 

[Jonah2005]

Awsesome Joke!

 

[uknowme]

hehe....cute....

god bless
kara

 

[thankful]

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice -
"Jesus is watching you!"
He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!"
He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot,
"Did you say that?"
The parrot answers "Yes I did."
So the burglar says , "What's your name?"
The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"
The parrot laughs and says,
"The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus'
:thumbs_up

even though i heard this one already it still cracks me up

 

[Gezani]

That is a good joke, I hope he didnot go on in his barglaring,
Gezani

 

[Chad]

Classic lol. I love this one Thanks for sharing.

 

[jessid9]

lol... very cute. thanks for sharing!