Keep away from 5 Star Hotels

[lilywhite]

Keep away from 5 Star Hotels


Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice,
Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"


Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey
bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "


Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"


Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "


Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.


Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner
cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "


Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"


Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "


Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of
water instead."


Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"


Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst !!!

 

[Jzslvzu]

Good one!

Jerry

 

[relientKman]

Sad, yet true. That's what makes it so funny!