LEARNING THE GREAT TRUTHS
Author Unknown
Mar 22, 2006
GREAT TRUTHS CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Wrinkles don't hurt.
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got on a roller coaster.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Author Unknown
Mar 22, 2006
GREAT TRUTHS CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
Wrinkles don't hurt.
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got on a roller coaster.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
