this is more of a lesson than a joke
A man is on his roof during a flood...the water is rising...he is GOING to die soon
But then a girl in a canoe comes and says "I can fit another person in here...quick get in"
He declines
"God will save me" he says
She leaves sadly
Then later a man in a motor boat comes..."I have room for ten people to get to safety...quick get in"
"God will save me" the stranded man says
The man leave confused
Then later a million dollar yacht rides by, with hundereds of people
they all shout "Quick get...we can fit countless people in here...quick get on the boat"
He shouts back "Don't worry...God will save me"
The yacht cannot stop for one man for very long so it leaves
The man remained on the house
And of course he drowned
When he got to heaven he asked God "Why didn't you save me? I had so muc faith in you."
God says "Whatre you talking about? I sent three whole boats to save just you."
A man is on his roof during a flood...the water is rising...he is GOING to die soon
But then a girl in a canoe comes and says "I can fit another person in here...quick get in"
He declines
"God will save me" he says
She leaves sadly
Then later a man in a motor boat comes..."I have room for ten people to get to safety...quick get in"
"God will save me" the stranded man says
The man leave confused
Then later a million dollar yacht rides by, with hundereds of people
they all shout "Quick get...we can fit countless people in here...quick get on the boat"
He shouts back "Don't worry...God will save me"
The yacht cannot stop for one man for very long so it leaves
The man remained on the house
And of course he drowned
When he got to heaven he asked God "Why didn't you save me? I had so muc faith in you."
God says "Whatre you talking about? I sent three whole boats to save just you."
