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Lessons for the work place

lavander2

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Story: 1
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said
the CEO. As his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one
copy."
Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything
Story: 2
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouts, I want the first wish. I want to be
in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries for a month.
"Pfufffff, and he is gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet
and shouts, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of
food and cocktails for a month." "Pfufffff, and he is also gone. Then
it's the boss's turn, and he says calmly, "I want these two idiots back
in the office after lunch"
Lesson II- "Always allow the bosses to speak first".
 
Most Excellent! I got a good chuckle out that!
~I'll be sure to remember these life lessons always!~
 
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