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Long Life

Sleepy

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said

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Thanks Sleepy that's a funny one.. its true though, consuming these things does age us.



:love: calluna
 
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