Money

[trulyblezzed]

If it hurts you can say OUCH!!!


A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed fifty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank
to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The fifty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life,"
the $50 proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York,
performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean."

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the fifty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church..."

The fifty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

 

[rizen1]

I remember, putting in my dollar at sunday school...lol
I guess that dollar is blessed.

That poor fifty dollar bill ....

 

[mounty]

very good i once had to write an eassy 'a day in the life of a dollar bill'

 

[tghslh]

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed fifty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank
to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The fifty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life,"
the $50 proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York,
performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean."

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the fifty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church..."

The fifty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

Giving has to do with love and where youre heart is. if you want a car, you bye a car ,or a house. or presents to children, for christmas. , but ,love of the work of God ,few people posses. you give from heart, out of love . realy, it is a cherrful giving that is blessed.

 

[Brighthouse]

An elder couple was in Church one Sunday,the Pastor asked do we have anything to celebrate this morning,before service, a man stood up and said Yes Pastor, my wife and I are celebreating our 60th wedding aniversery!! On our 25th wedding aniverery,I took mt wife to Beijing China!! The Pastor asked what did you do on your 50th wedding aniverery?? He said I brought her back from Beijing China!! LOL

 

[shipwrecksoul]

Money can't buy you love! lol.

Hey soon Money will be tagged with RFID chips.