Prove it!

[theLeadmonger]

I'm looking ahead to the Christmas season, and since I had to suffer through all three books by James Joyce for Sophomore literature in college, I was just contemplating a more traditional European style education (with, you know, Latin) and what most of you people and what most of the people I know around my own block know. James Joyce went on and on about Epiphany, which is the twelfth day of Christmas and falls on December Sixth, but you're not Catholic, so you don't believe in that anyway, and I don't want to bore you Pius people with worldly learning.

Here's the joke. All you hotshots on the web that thing you can tell what my politics are, just because I have all the Wheelock's and you don't, this is the Superbowl Kickoff. Using only the English language and citing Sola Scriptura (Whoops, I caught myself saying the Bible Alone in Latin, my bad!), PROVE that I'm a Liberal. If you aren't a good enough aguer, progosticator, oracle or prophet to guess what I think about anything at all to do THAT, then using English and the Bible Alone, prove that you're a Republican yourself.

Merry Christmas.

 

[lentz]

I'm looking ahead to the Christmas season, and since I had to suffer through all three books by James Joyce for Sophomore literature in college, I was just contemplating a more traditional European style education (with, you know, Latin) and what most of you people and what most of the people I know around my own block know. James Joyce went on and on about Epiphany, which is the twelfth day of Christmas and falls on December Sixth, but you're not Catholic, so you don't believe in that anyway, and I don't want to bore you Pius people with worldly learning.

Here's the joke. All you hotshots on the web that thing you can tell what my politics are, just because I have all the Wheelock's and you don't, this is the Superbowl Kickoff. Using only the English language and citing Sola Scriptura (Whoops, I caught myself saying the Bible Alone in Latin, my bad!), PROVE that I'm a Liberal. If you aren't a good enough aguer, progosticator, oracle or prophet to guess what I think about anything at all to do THAT, then using English and the Bible Alone, prove that you're a Republican yourself.

Merry Christmas.

I’ve heard better jokes

 

[theLeadmonger]

I’ve heard better jokes

Are you IRA or IRA then? Because I've heard better jokes than my own before too, one of them is Fletch.

 

[theLeadmonger]

I'll go ahead and expand. Again, with my apologies, the problem is that like beer halls and sporting events, Bible based Christian chat rooms are common. Everyone and everything in a beer hall is offensive, sports are dicey, and a forum is just a doctrinal shooting gallery. You can go from one to the next for your whole life in theory, win, loose, withdraw or be ejected and you'll always find another one. But since I'm on a roll, which is it? English, or Irish? Let's be sporting about this. Arsenal plays soccer for London, and the Rangers play football for Ireland. This is a real sports comment, you either play Arsenal ball or Ranger's ball for either England or Ireland. There's also a United States, in which the Rangers play either Texas baseball or New York Ice Hockey. If you're a Celtic American, that's a basketball game.

England or Ireland. Which is it?

 

[Hekuran]

Maybe check your facts which league Rangers play in.

 

[theLeadmonger]

Maybe check your facts which league Rangers play in.

The National Hockey League. Or maybe all you are is an Irish Catholic. HA HA HA HA HA.

 

[Hekuran]

The National Hockey League. Or maybe all you are is an Irish Catholic. HA HA HA HA HA.

Scotland, not Ireland. Rangers play in the Scottish Premier League.

 

[theLeadmonger]

Scotland, not Ireland. Rangers play in the Scottish Premier League.

No, they don't, they paly Ice Hockey for New York.

 

[theLeadmonger]

I don't get very good responses. Have you ever read a little kid's book called "The Dummy", it's about American passing, rushing, spike, or Engineering football. It was about a boy who was about nine, and he knew enough about tackle football to play it, but there was this one dummy. You know, a rushing blocking dummy with a Spalding pad on it at chest height. For football field practice.

That's the threat against Ireland Rangers football. It's the one about how the Americans didn't invent Cricket. We didn't even invent Franch Cricket. It's a threat, see if you can find it in your city or school library sometimes and read it.