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Putting your foot in it

Alan C

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A family of rabbits lived near Farmer Brown's cabbage patch. There was mummy rabbit, daddy rabbit and two baby rabbits. Their surname was Foot. They were all in the habbit of raiding Farmer Browns cabbage patch every tea time. The farmer sooner got wise to this and was ther waiting with his shot gun. BANG!!! he shot one of the baby's dead (everyone say AWE!!!). Next day mummy rabbit said to daddy rabbit, "Should we go to the cabbage patch?" Daddy replied, "I don't think so, we already have one "Foot" in the grave."
 
Of course you know this means war.! Lol

a lion and an elephant are walking on the river bank.
as the elephant looks over and sees a turtle and says that's the same turtle that bit the nose of my great ,great gran daddy and stretched it to a trunk and that's why we all have them now...with that he ran over and kicked it to the water.!
upon seeing it the Lion said its amazing you can remember that same turtle and the elephant says .oh it's nothing really .its turtle recall!!!
 
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A family of rabbits lived near Farmer Brown's cabbage patch. There was mummy rabbit, daddy rabbit and two baby rabbits. Their surname was Foot. They were all in the habbit of raiding Farmer Browns cabbage patch every tea time. The farmer sooner got wise to this and was ther waiting with his shot gun. BANG!!! he shot one of the baby's dead (everyone say AWE!!!). Next day mummy rabbit said to daddy rabbit, "Should we go to the cabbage patch?" Daddy replied, "I don't think so, we already have one "Foot" in the grave."
rawawawawhahaha great one
 
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