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RELATIONSHIP POINT SYSTEM
Guys, we all know that whether they admit it or not women have a "point" system for the things we do. Here's a handy guide to see where you might be standing in her eyes. Let's start with the simple things.
You make the bed. (+1)
You forget to add the decorative pillows. (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
You replace the toilet paper when the roll is empty. (+1)
You don't. (0)
You leave the seat up. (-5)
You miss. (-10)
You go out to purchase eggs and milk. (+1)
But return with batteries. (-1)
You also return with chocolate. (+5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something. (+5)
You pummel it with a baseball bat or six-iron. (+10)
It was her father. (-20)
You stay by her side through the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a time, then leave to chat with an old college buddy. (0)
Named Tiffany. (-5)
Who is now a fashion model. (-10)
You take her out to dinner on her birthday. (+1)
To a place with a waitress. (+2)
Then you go to the movies. (+2)
It's a movie she likes. (+5)
It's a movie you like. (-2)
It's called "Death Cop 3." (-5)
You told her it was a movie about orphans. (-10)
You develop a noticeable pot belly. (-10)
You exercise and diet to get rid of it. (+10) You wear loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts to hide it. (-5)
You say it doesn't matter because she's getting one, too. (-100)
You remember her birthday. (+2)
You send her flowers. (+5)
The card says "Happy 40th Birthday!" (+1)
She's only 38. (-5)
She asks "Do I look fat?" and you hesitate to answer. (-15)
Your reply is, "Where?" (-20)
Your reply is, "Just more of you to love, honey." (-50)
When she wants to talk about an issue...
...you listen with a concerned look. (+2)
...you listen for more than half an hour. (+5)
...you listen for more than half an hour without looking once at the TV. (+10)
...she realizes this is because you've fallen asleep. (-20)
This was an email forwarded to me from a brother at church.
Guys, we all know that whether they admit it or not women have a "point" system for the things we do. Here's a handy guide to see where you might be standing in her eyes. Let's start with the simple things.
You make the bed. (+1)
You forget to add the decorative pillows. (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)
You replace the toilet paper when the roll is empty. (+1)
You don't. (0)
You leave the seat up. (-5)
You miss. (-10)
You go out to purchase eggs and milk. (+1)
But return with batteries. (-1)
You also return with chocolate. (+5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise at night and it's something. (+5)
You pummel it with a baseball bat or six-iron. (+10)
It was her father. (-20)
You stay by her side through the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a time, then leave to chat with an old college buddy. (0)
Named Tiffany. (-5)
Who is now a fashion model. (-10)
You take her out to dinner on her birthday. (+1)
To a place with a waitress. (+2)
Then you go to the movies. (+2)
It's a movie she likes. (+5)
It's a movie you like. (-2)
It's called "Death Cop 3." (-5)
You told her it was a movie about orphans. (-10)
You develop a noticeable pot belly. (-10)
You exercise and diet to get rid of it. (+10) You wear loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts to hide it. (-5)
You say it doesn't matter because she's getting one, too. (-100)
You remember her birthday. (+2)
You send her flowers. (+5)
The card says "Happy 40th Birthday!" (+1)
She's only 38. (-5)
She asks "Do I look fat?" and you hesitate to answer. (-15)
Your reply is, "Where?" (-20)
Your reply is, "Just more of you to love, honey." (-50)
When she wants to talk about an issue...
...you listen with a concerned look. (+2)
...you listen for more than half an hour. (+5)
...you listen for more than half an hour without looking once at the TV. (+10)
...she realizes this is because you've fallen asleep. (-20)
This was an email forwarded to me from a brother at church.
