Here are ten jokes from the smiley guy for you
What do you call a quick laughing bodybuilder? Arnold Shortersnegger
What is big and grey and red all over? An embarassed elephant
How do you weigh a pie? Over a rainbow. Well you know how the song goes..somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie
What wobbles as it flies? a jelly copter
why did the prophet have a limp? because his eye's higher (Isaiah) than the other
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who
What game do horses like to play? stable tennis
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment
What do you call a scared dog? a colly wobble
How do you get 20 pikachu in a car? You Pokemon
LOL
GBY
David
What do you call a quick laughing bodybuilder? Arnold Shortersnegger
What is big and grey and red all over? An embarassed elephant
How do you weigh a pie? Over a rainbow. Well you know how the song goes..somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie
What wobbles as it flies? a jelly copter
why did the prophet have a limp? because his eye's higher (Isaiah) than the other
Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who
What game do horses like to play? stable tennis
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment
What do you call a scared dog? a colly wobble
How do you get 20 pikachu in a car? You Pokemon
LOL
GBY
David
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