fightngwrmwood
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Two men were walking through the woods and came upon
a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and
tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the
rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a
deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and
listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger
rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole
and dropped it in.
They listened for some time and never heard a sound.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole
and maybe they should throw something even bigger
into it.
One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked
up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to
the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a
sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running
like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped
straight into the hole. The men were amazed.
About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of
the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat.
One man told the farmer of the incredible incident
they had just witnessed...they had just seen this
goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the
big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could
have been his goat.
The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he
was chained to a railroad tie."
a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and
tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the
rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a
deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and
listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger
rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole
and dropped it in.
They listened for some time and never heard a sound.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole
and maybe they should throw something even bigger
into it.
One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked
up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to
the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a
sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running
like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped
straight into the hole. The men were amazed.
About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of
the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat.
One man told the farmer of the incredible incident
they had just witnessed...they had just seen this
goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the
big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could
have been his goat.
The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he
was chained to a railroad tie."
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