(I got this in an e-mail from a friend...)
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to
take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me
a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked
out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked
her: "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I
can't work in the dark!" :lightbulb
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me
to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to
take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me
a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked
out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked
her: "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I
can't work in the dark!" :lightbulb
