The Letter

[Chad]

A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: "FOOL."

The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."

 

[B-A-C]

A lady was following a truck, she noticed some stuff "leaking" out of the back. So she followed the truck, and at the next red-light she came up and knocked on the drivers door of the truck.
She told him he was losing some of his load and was spilling out on the ground. He simply replied OK, and when the light turned green he started off again.
She noticed he was still leaving a trail of stuff behind the truck, so at the next red-light, she ran up to the truck driver door and knocked again. When he rolled down his window, she told him
he was still losing his load on the road. He asked if she was from the south. She said yes, how did he know? He said in the north, when it snows, we pour sand and salt on the roads.