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I love this.
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Boom-shakalaka tithe. LOL
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Sorry, i do not understand, is the "skit" about the Lie concerning "Tithing" by christians in the westernize christian church, or a person is suppose to Tithe" If either is the case, none, of it , is funny!
I am "ALARMED" The Spirit of The LIVING GOD that is alive in me will not let me hold my peace.
When a tithing lie has destroyed many of Homes and families.throughout the years and have Distorted The Gospel According to JESUS CHRIST" throughout the Years of a Westernize Form Of Christianity. Who have taught this lie by laying "Bows and Colorful Ribbons" as if it is a gift. but a deceptive lie that is made clearly known By The Light of The GOSPEl ACCORDING To JESUS CHRIST Our LORD. And this Lamp is Shinning in The DARKNESS and The Darkness is Comprehending it not."
And if Any do not know this TRUTH by plain ordinary reading of ones own Bible from front to back. throughOut The Holy Bible, Something is gravely wrong in your position in "JESUS CHRIST" and another has become your "LORD" and MASTER". And i do not have to defend my self in this matter, for i am sound as a "ROCK" and I cannot be move.
And please do not mis represent my words. A man or woman or child or "LBGTQ" and all the other letters can choose of their own self or order to give to any church organization 10%, 20%, 30%, 40%, 50% and i have know some to give 90%. As they well please. As long as that woman, that man, that child, that mother, or that father has provide for their own family for whatsoever is needed, be ye male of female in Christ Jesus before you put one dime in a "Coffer". or a church bowl. And GOD has never Condone the paying of TITHES by the poor, non land owners, non owners of Herds or christians or pagans. Never. and ABRAHAM have only Paid one time a TITHE and It was a PAGAN Practice of KINGS of The Spoils capture by The Conquering Kings to The Greatest and Superior of that Country. And JACOB Never paid a TITHE to any body including GOD> And JESUS never paid a Tithe or His PARENTS, If Jesus had Paid A TITHE He would Have Broken the LAW of GOD and that would have made Him a "SPOTTED SACRIFICE.".
Now if any , have to go back to check his or her's Bible to see if these things are "TRUE", you do not know your "BIBLE" like you should Know it. It should only take a 1/2 a minute or less for you to scan through from "GENESIS to REVELATION" to know that these things are TRUE and without error.
And please do not insult yourself by skipping to "MALACHI" because if you do , i know you do not know what you are reading. but been Brain wash by repeated Bible distorted "Repetition". Which is a "Craft and Skill" and taught by the Best. to Make the "Coffers Ring" in Westernization.
I am "ALARMED" The Spirit of The LIVING GOD that is alive in me will not let me hold my peace.When a tithing lie has destroyed many of Homes and families.throughout the years and have Distorted The Gospel According to JESUS CHRIST" throughout the Years of a Westernize Form Of Christianity. Who have taught this lie by laying "Bows and Colorful Ribbons" as if it is a gift. but a deceptive lie that is made clearly known By The Light of The GOSPEl ACCORDING To JESUS CHRIST Our LORD. And this Lamp is Shinning in The DARKNESS and The Darkness is Comprehending it not."
And if Any do not know this TRUTH by plain ordinary reading of ones own Bible from front to back. throughOut The Holy Bible, Something is gravely wrong in your position in "JESUS CHRIST" and another has become your "LORD" and MASTER".
And i do not have to defend my self in this matter, for i am sound as a "ROCK" and I cannot be move.And please do not mis represent my words. A man or woman or child or "LBGTQ" and all the other letters can choose of their own self or order to give to any church organization 10%, 20%, 30%, 40%, 50% and i have know some to give 90%. As they well please. As long as that woman, that man, that child, that mother, or that father has provide for their own family for whatsoever is needed, be ye male of female in Christ Jesus before you put one dime in a "Coffer". or a church bowl. And GOD has never Condone the paying of TITHES by the poor, non land owners, non owners of Herds or christians or pagans. Never. and ABRAHAM have only Paid one time a TITHE and It was a PAGAN Practice of KINGS of The Spoils capture by The Conquering Kings to The Greatest and Superior of that Country. And JACOB Never paid a TITHE to any body including GOD> And JESUS never paid a Tithe or His PARENTS, If Jesus had Paid A TITHE He would Have Broken the LAW of GOD and that would have made Him a "SPOTTED SACRIFICE.".
Now if any , have to go back to check his or her's Bible to see if these things are "TRUE", you do not know your "BIBLE" like you should Know it. It should only take a 1/2 a minute or less for you to scan through from "GENESIS to REVELATION" to know that these things are TRUE and without error.
And please do not insult yourself by skipping to "MALACHI" because if you do , i know you do not know what you are reading. but been Brain wash by repeated Bible distorted "Repetition".
Which is a "Craft and Skill" and taught by the Best. to Make the "Coffers Ring" in Westernization.
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Sorry, i do not understand, is the "skit" about the Lie concerning "Tithing" by christians in the westernize christian church, or a person is suppose to Tithe" If either is the case, none, of it , is funny!
When a tithing lie has destroyed many of Homes and families.throughout the years and have Distorted The Gospel According to JESUS CHRIST" throughout the Years of a Westernize Form Of Christianity. Who have taught this lie by laying "Bows and Colorful Ribbons" as if it is a gift. but a deceptive lie that is made clearly known By The Light of The GOSPEl ACCORDING To JESUS CHRIST Our LORD. And this Lamp is Shinning in The DARKNESS and The Darkness is Comprehending it not."
And if Any do not know this TRUTH by plain ordinary reading of ones own Bible from front to back. throughOut The Holy Bible, Something is gravely wrong in your position in "JESUS CHRIST" and another has become your "LORD" and MASTER".
These are all the wrong ways to tithe or not tithe. Having an interesting conversation about it in another place. I don't really start things, because I don't really feel like I know enough to "debate" a topic. Things like this usually turn into that. But I believe that whether or not one believes a tithe is made for today, we should still give God the first fruits of every part of our lives including our resources. So much is said about giving in the Bible and it is so important. And it is true you cannot outgive God.
But I think it is hilarious.
It was played at my church and my husband and I were cracking up. We just had a couple Sundays about tithing. Old Testament is you had to. New Testament is you get to.
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No Mayflower in no way, I am NOT alarmed at any or you, but what others have taught and not you or "Jesus_is_Lord" for many of these leaders have piggy back off of The TRUTH" and have bred lies. For those in these U.S.A. that bred in this Later Developing world. And it Will not go away, But GOD even in His Own WISDOM will Straighten These things Out. even Now He is. "For Judgment has begun At the House of GOD" and upon this World He will rule His PEOPLE with a "IRON ROD" no Compromise no reasoning, But a total Obedience. If Not so, so what!These are all the wrong ways to tithe or not tithe. Having an interesting conversation about it in another place. I don't really start things, because I don't really feel like I know enough to "debate" a topic. Things like this usually turn into that. But I believe that whether or not one believes a tithe is made for today, we should still give God the first fruits of every part of our lives including our resources. So much is said about giving in the Bible and it is so important. And it is true you cannot outgive God.
But I think it is hilarious.
And many will hate Him and hold up their fist and curse Him to his face. and their motivations will not be of a "devil or demons" for they will be lock up for a "thousand" years in a pit. And not by GOD's hands but only "One Strong ANGEL". And in those years of Peace, Ruled by a "IRON SCEPTER" many will see the True EVIL that lies in "MANKIND" and why many are going to HELL, The true Title name is [ETERNAL TORMENT).
GOD never needs money. Nor do people when "GOD" is Their Father. and the poor have the GOVERNMENT and TAXES. Design by GOD, in His "SOVEREIGNTY" But Modern day Christianity is Too GREEDY and Have too Many "IDOL" GODS! and the many ways they Worship them. For they give these Idols honor worship and Praise in The name of Jesus Christ and do it Boldly! And God our Father sees clearly. And soon if not already, He will send "The LION of The Tribe of JUDAH" to prepare His ARMIES. And What a Army they will be. The Spectacular of This MAGNIFICENT IS unkown or could BE conceive by all the creatures of heaven and all that lies through out the universes.
So i am not angry with you or "Jesus_ is _Lord".
The world cannot get better it has already been declare and been dying every since the Fall in The Garden of Eden' but right on time as the Father has "Schedule" it to be."His ways are not our ways, his thoughts are not our thoughts" And everything that Happens , our Father Gets GLORY from everything both the good and the Bad, all of it "GLORIFIES" "GOD".
THE PAINS THE HURTS THE SORROWS, THE JOYS, Everything GLORIFIES GOD. for nothing is wasted and does not Glorifies His exists.We PRIASE HIM , HE IS ALL IN ALL HIS MAJESTY is so far Beyond The Mortal Man could ever express His MAJESTY
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Old Testament is you had to. New Testament is you get to.>>>>>>>>>> "Lies" damaging lies. Biblical Lies breed more lies and more lies brand lies into Your Biblical truth like a "Hot Branding Iron". and it will not go away easy even after The Truth"is revealed to you plainly. and set right before your very eyes. This is not a game to be toyed. maybe christianity is a game many can toyed with. But once you become a "True DISCIPLE of GOD"! "The Via Dolorosa " it is no joke. The devil do not play games. You must always keep your guard up. Not only is he after you but is after ALL that belongs to you! And He waits for your feet to SLIP.These are all the wrong ways to tithe or not tithe. Having an interesting conversation about it in another place. I don't really start things, because I don't really feel like I know enough to "debate" a topic. Things like this usually turn into that. But I believe that whether or not one believes a tithe is made for today, we should still give God the first fruits of every part of our lives including our resources. So much is said about giving in the Bible and it is so important. And it is true you cannot outgive God.
But I think it is hilarious.
And if you never been Blind sided by The Devil and I do not mean a demon. I mean The Devil. and I am going quote this for you. he doesn't care whether you are a male or female but whether you are a "threat""Be sober, be watchful: your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour," that is warning.
Like i said on here before. I do not pet demons. and some should also follow suit.
