One Sunday, an infrequent worshipper was taken aside by the pastor as he came out of church.
"You need to join the Army of the Lord," the pastor said to him.
"I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor," he replied.
"How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" the pastor inquired.
"I'm in the Secret Service," was the whispered reply.
"You need to join the Army of the Lord," the pastor said to him.
"I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor," he replied.
"How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" the pastor inquired.
"I'm in the Secret Service," was the whispered reply.