Rene Loup
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An art museum in Europe attracts tourists from all over the continent. Among the priceless works of art, there is a painting of Adam and Eve. Numerous people speculate what nationality these two Biblical characters were. A French man argues they were from France. A Dutch man insists they were from the Netherlands. An Italian claims they were from Italy.
A Russian man looks at the painting and says, "They have no clothes, no shelter, they only have an apple to eat, and they're told this is paradise... Yep, they're Russian!"
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In God's throne room, a golden retriever, a rottweiler, and a cat stand before God. God tells each one of them, "Tell me what you believe in most and I will decide if you are worthy of sitting with Me in My throne room." God then asks the golden retriever what he believes in.
"I believe in patience and love towards my Master and His children." The golden retriever replied. God was impressed with his answer and told him, "Very good. You may sit at the right hand of Me. Rottweiler, what do you believe in most?"
"I believe in protection and loyalty towards my Master and His children." The rottweiler replied. God was also impressed with the rottweiler's answer and told him, "Very good. You may sit at the left hand of Me. Now, cat, what do you believe in?"
The cat replied, "I believe You're sitting in my seat!"
A Russian man looks at the painting and says, "They have no clothes, no shelter, they only have an apple to eat, and they're told this is paradise... Yep, they're Russian!"
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In God's throne room, a golden retriever, a rottweiler, and a cat stand before God. God tells each one of them, "Tell me what you believe in most and I will decide if you are worthy of sitting with Me in My throne room." God then asks the golden retriever what he believes in.
"I believe in patience and love towards my Master and His children." The golden retriever replied. God was impressed with his answer and told him, "Very good. You may sit at the right hand of Me. Rottweiler, what do you believe in most?"
"I believe in protection and loyalty towards my Master and His children." The rottweiler replied. God was also impressed with the rottweiler's answer and told him, "Very good. You may sit at the left hand of Me. Now, cat, what do you believe in?"
The cat replied, "I believe You're sitting in my seat!"
