Credit for this one goes to my local Methodist Church, October edition of Alive Pamphlet.
'An English conference centre, much used by church groups, has as its motto: "There are no problems, only opportunities."
One day a minister who had not long booked in, presented himself at the reception. When he said he had a problem, the receptionist responded with a smile: "Sir we do not have problems here, only opportunities".
"Call it what you like," said the clergyman, "but there is a woman in my room".
'An English conference centre, much used by church groups, has as its motto: "There are no problems, only opportunities."
One day a minister who had not long booked in, presented himself at the reception. When he said he had a problem, the receptionist responded with a smile: "Sir we do not have problems here, only opportunities".
"Call it what you like," said the clergyman, "but there is a woman in my room".
that is classic Eve 
