Peace Seeker
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- Nov 7, 2011
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01. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
02. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
03. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
04. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
05. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
06. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
07. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
08. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
09. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
10. All generalizations are false.
11. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
12. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
13. This statement is false.
14. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
16. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
17. Ask me about my vow of silence.
18. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
19. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
20. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
02. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
03. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
04. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
05. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
06. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
07. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
08. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
09. I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
10. All generalizations are false.
11. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
12. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
13. This statement is false.
14. The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
16. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
17. Ask me about my vow of silence.
18. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
19. I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
20. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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