*You're Not a Kid Anymore When*

[ladylovesJesus]

*You're Not a Kid Anymore When*

You're not a kid anymore when ...

* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indigestion.

* You are proud of your lawnmower.

* 8 a.m. is your idea of "sleeping in."

* People call you at 8 p.m. and ask: "Did I wake you?"

* Your high school diploma is the color of buttermilk.

* Nobody ever tells you to slow down.

* You've seen Halley's Comet ... twice.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

 

[monkeys]

lol. Thank you for sharing those sister! May the Lord bless you!

 

[Zulu]

I was told by my daughter that I am so old I shared the ark with Noah!!
I am starting to grow a beard now lol

 

[Beak]

i must still be a kid then thats alrite lol thanks 4 that xoxo

 

[Janette]

You're not a kid anymore when...

Your vitamin budget exceeds your entertainment budget.

Your menu choice in a restaraunt is based on how the food will affect your stomach later, not how it will taste right now.

You wear sunglasses -- to block glare so you can see to drive.

You wear knit pants to keep your legs warm -- in May.

You carry a sweater with you everywhere you go because the airconditioning in stores is too cold for you.

Pharmacies could restock in an emergency -- from your purse.

Your cellphone has minutes left on it at the end of *every* month.

Your cellphone ... is *just* a phone (not a camera, keyboard, pda, etc).

You take the bus because it's too tiring to drive to the mall *and* walk around in it.

You realize that your favorite outfit is in style again -- for the third time.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You yell "take that out of your mouth!" instead of "30 second rule!"

 

[Zulu]

Yes it is just like that lol Janette the truth do hurts sometimes haha

 

[ladylovesJesus]

Very good ones Janette

God bless you :rainbow: :rose:

 

[Abraxix Storm]

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

lol... i'm definattly still a kid then, all our street knows when i have a part on and my brother is home,..... : >

 

[Acebopata]

Hmm... I am the proud owner of a lawn rider, which is essentially a lawnmower without blades, usually used as an entertainment/motorized work horse vehicle.

 

[Rev T.S.Perkins]

really funney but true stuff here....Rev... thank you