At the psychiatrist

[BlessGod'sPeople]

A man visits at his new psychiatrist. The man said these things. He says, “My life is falling apart. My wife and I keep arguing. We may get a divorce. I just lost my job and my car is not working well anymore.” Then he said, “Of all these things don't you understand. I am impressed”


Then the psychiatrist said this. “Let me correct you. You mean you are actually not impressed but the word is depressed.” The patient said. “Now you're making me feel worse. You're insulting my word and spelling ability. Don't do this to me in my condition. Because now I am more impressed than ever”.

 

[theLeadmonger]

A man visits at his new psychiatrist. The man said these things. He says, “My life is falling apart. My wife and I keep arguing. We may get a divorce. I just lost my job and my car is not working well anymore.” Then he said, “Of all these things don't you understand. I am impressed”


Then the psychiatrist said this. “Let me correct you. You mean you are actually not impressed but the word is depressed.” The patient said. “Now you're making me feel worse. You're insulting my word and spelling ability. Don't do this to me in my condition. Because now I am more impressed than ever”.

What was he impressed into? It's "Impressed into the Navy; Shanghaied out of the Navy." Depressed means that you've been buried, but bless the Government Grinch's tiny green little heart, the Department of the Interior is still watching over you, guarding your headstone to make sure that your identity isn't stolen and protecting you from libelous slander.